Friday, November 18, 2016

Zombie Turns 4- Disney Style!




Each year for Zombie's birthday we host pretty wicked parties. This year since we know virtually no one here in Georgia we decided she was old enough to take her to Walt Disney World! This wasn't without its bumps though. On the drive to Florida our tire blew and we were stuck for 3 hours until finally getting to an after hour mechanic shop and continuing the drive down. Taking a normally 7 hour trip to an excruciating 10 hours.



To my mom's disappointment even calling twice a day there were no openings for the "Be Our Guest" and "Cinderella's Castle" dining. That was of no importance to me however as Zombie's currently obsessed with Stitch- which was perfect since I was able to score breakfast seats for the Ohana restaurant at the Polynesian Resort. 


We were fortunate enough my mom gifted us a few nights at a Disney hotel which saved us on parking but everything came to a halt when we arrived 2 hours early for our reservations (per the confirmation page!). The reservations line was no help since there were no openings but Hubs was able to sweet talk us in an hour early after 4 families cancelled last minute!



Once we were in I couldn't stop staring at her face of excitement! Zombie was ecstatic at seeing her favorite characters live and up close. They even gave her a birthday card signed by Stitch, Lilo, Mickey and Pluto. 

The breakfast itself was great- Mickey Mouse shaped waffles, bacon, fresh fruit, potatoes, fluffy eggs, biscuits and Hawaiian sausage with passion fruit/orange juice. We conga danced around the restaurant with maracas and took photos with the characters before heading back to Magic Kingdom via the metrorail. 


Since it was a Monday and not a holiday the park was as empty as you're ever going to find it. The lines weren't excessive and we took our time through the park as 4 year olds can't ride the rides with high wait times. 


Post tea cups we headed towards Dumbo when we stumbled upon a circus tent titled "Storytime with Goofy- 25 minute wait" instead it was a photo op with none other but Minnie Mouse and Daisy! I couldn't believe it! Just this  morning I disappointed Zombie when I told her I refused to wait an hour to take photos with Minnie beside the Christmas tree and here we were- in a 15 minute line to meet Minnie Mouse! Our luck just kept getting better and better. 




Having been dosed up on medication Zombie was out for about an hour while we ate- since we were in no rush we let her sleep and planned the rest of the night. We watched some great shows, ,had some overpriced snacks and found spots around the park for perfect memory photos. The Frozen castle light up finished our magical day at Disney and we headed back to the hotel for some much needed rest.


Having lived in Orlando a very long time we always dreaded going to Disney because of the large crowds. Here are a few tips that made our trip easy-going and enjoyable!

1. Download the My Disney Experience application- this app gives you waiting times on rides and shows, a live GPS, character experiences, dining, and parade times. This was insanely helpful in getting us front row seats at parades and shows!

2. Pre-plan dining for brunch! For lunch/dinner alone we spent $40- on chicken fingers and pasta! At our character dining we spent double that and got a buffet style meal which filled us up till late afternoon. 

3. Get to the parks early to grab your pins! As it was Zombie's birthday she got an "It's My Birthday" pin, but just for kicks hubs and I grabbed "First Timers" pins. 

4.  We avoided the rides and characters we knew Zombie had shown no interest in. For example the Dumbo ride which goes up and down we knew she hated because of previous trips to the fair, so we avoided those and used the time to do other things. 

5. DO ALL THE THINGS KIDS GET HYPED TO DO. What I mean by this is wear your Minnie Mouse headbands, stickers, glitter, outfits, you name it! This is just one more way you can make their their Disney experience memorable. This day isn't about being cool- it is about showing your child you're still a kid at heart. Zombie loved that I wore a headband just like her and that I danced in the street during the parades, this was literally one of her highlights of the day.










Thank you to everyone who made this day possible! It couldn't have been done without you!
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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

My Love-Hate Georgian Relationship: Hiking out of misery

I'm back among the living and boy has my life changed significantly in the past few months.

Georgia has been anything BUT easy to get used to- beginning with their business operation hours. I miss the convenience of 11:00pm food truck runs and an endless selection of cuisine choices; specifically Twistee Treats ice cream and Tako Cheena Cod tacos.

Lucky for me Georgia's got mountains- lots of them! I first fell in love with hiking when I went to San Francisco last year with my girlfriends. So in an effort to mend this love-hate relationship we've hit the North Georgia mountain trails. We started on a smaller hike- the Tesnatee Gap to Cowrock Mountain, a 2.25 mile to test Zombie's (and to be quite honest Hub's) endurance.
[Dukes Falls]





I was worried about how to entertain her during the walk- not really  knowing what to expect other than whining and pleas to be carried. So I got creative- I hit the Dollar Tree and purchased a bug inspector kit, batteries for an old digital camera for her to take photos once we reached the top and snacks. It turns out my daughter is not only an aspiring photographer but a rock enthusiast! So on our second hike I packed a plastic baggie for her to store her favorite rocks from the day's hike.




On Monday we headed to Tallulah Gorge and started off at the museum. Zombie loved the snakes and train and miniature town displays. Once outside we were greeted with an endless staircase none of us were really ready for. 1,099 stairs and a suspense bridge was enough to keep us there for 4 hours. This was definitely the hardest of the hikes we've taken so far so we really paced ourselves on this one- there was no way we were carrying a 50 lb. baby UP 1,000+ stairs! We took frequent breaks, made sure Zombie stayed hydrated and packed her backpack with LOTS of snacks.


After finishing the Hurricane Falls Loop Trail we contemplated continuing onto the South Trail but fear of the unknown (unknown number of stairs that is!) we went on to Outlooks 4 & 5, which thankfully was all trail, and headed home.








This form is exercise is not only a great [and challenging] all around workout but an amazing chance to bond with your family- no cell service! Hiking has offered us great educational opportunities with Zombie and has really given me a chance to see a better side of my new home-state.

Georgia, there might be hope for us yet.
[Tallulah Gorge Falls]



 [Dukes Falls]

















Friday, July 1, 2016

Disappointed, Fearless and Cultured in Chicago

I'm sorry for the LONG delay in writing this post. I'd been procrastinating it for two reasons: 1. I needed time to sift through the bad and the ugly of the week in order to bring you guys a fair post 2. I was going through some things in my personal life which I'll share another time.

Chi-town; most commonly known in our generation as the city origin of Yeezy (Kanye West) and let me tell you the city is just as unwelcoming as his persona. Thinking we were saving ourselves some money we booked a hotel in the suburbs- a bad idea if you don't have a rental car and all the rental places are closed until Monday morning. So for breakfast we walked down construction streets to a hole-in-the-wall Mexican spot and through shady Bosnian plazas before catching a Lyft back. To kick off our Chicago experience we decided to order in and go for a deep-dish Chicago pizza. I'm glad we had the experience but wouldn't be trying this particular place again.

We were in town for the Xotics Barber Battle Hair Expo, which was hyped to be one of the largest expos in the nation. We were so excited for all the new skills and information we had been waiting months to acquire. I'll be nice and call the event nothing short of a disappointment. I was so proud of my handsome Hubs was a star because of his fashion cut (which he did himself!) Putting aside the bad customer service and unorganized event I'll focus on the one good day of our 5 day trip- attraction day!
The Art Institute of Chicago was our first stop in the city. With three floors of everything from Japanese, Indian and American art. I would recommend the museum as it has something for everyone and is a great way to kill a few hours if you've got something planned for later in the afternoon. While I could stay in the textiles floor for hours Zombie couldn't get enough of the mini houses.
Willis Tower (Now named Sears Tower) was the highlight of my trip! 180 stories and four feet out in a transparent box of death- what's not to love?! After reading the reviews online I prepared myself for a 30 minute wait followed by an hour and a half line to get to the box. As I walked backwards into the booth I tried to remain calm as Zombie jumped from one end to another, looking down and putting her face against the glass- how could she be so fearless?!
We hung out at the top of the world for an hour or two before catching an Uber back. Here are some tips for those of you traveling to Chicago in the near or distant future:

1- pack in layers ... Chicago is "The Windy City" so be prepared to layer your outfits and pack light to moderate sweaters

2- Stay in the CITY.... while initially we thought we were saving ourselves $200- we in fact ended up spending it all on transportation. Save yourself the hassle and just stay in the city where all the tourist attractions are anyway.

3- buy tickets online!... you save so much more. If you are traveling to the Art Institute and are a student you receive a discount! so be sure to bring your school i.d.

4- BE AWARE- I won't go too into this one- just use basic safety precautions. We live in dangerous times and Chicago has its reputation.

5- JUST HAVE FUN

Monday, April 18, 2016

When You Cross Borders Like an Amateur

In my short life I have made several moves up and down the East coast- moving with a family is a lot more complex than packing a suitcase and leaving upstate with nothing more than $300 in my back pocket. This past weekend was complicated beyond belief beginning with working an hour an a half before abruptly leaving work- and all its baggage- due to Hub's moving mates bailing out.
Not only did he have no one to help him pack everything into the truck- but he booked the rental hours before we were to move! The following day we got our first peek at our new apartment- needless to say it was everything I had been praying it would be. Stainless steel appliances, wooden flooring, huge bedrooms- okay, okay, I'm done bragging! I happily signed our new contract and quickly began putting things inside.
That night was to be our last dinner together for a few weeks- while waiting for our appetizer I decided to start Hub's check-in process. My heart dropped as I read the email... Check in for Friday April 15th... NOT Saturday the 16th! With deep steady breaths I made my call to Delta and immediately turned to work mode. An hour and a half and a VERY PISSED OFF Delta supervisor later I got off the call with an account credit and heavy disappointment which I thought could be fixed by some retail therapy. I was even more vexed when 3 minutes into the target entry aisle a cashier announces the store was closed and the lights shut off. What Target closes at 10:00pm on a Friday?! REALLY?!
Lazily we awoke Sunday to open boxes and arrange our new home. A good friend told me to decorate a new house room by room- if you look at the place as a whole your imagination (and bank account) get carried away. So we started with the living room as we currently have no furniture and knew it would be easy and the fulfillment of mini accomplishments were much needed.

In the hours since returning to Florida I've had to cringe every time Zombie asks what time her father is getting home and whether or not he's sleeping with us tonight.I found myself under prepared with the multiple questions Zombie has asked regarding her father and why he's not around- i do not believe she understands the magnitude of the distance between her new house and Mama's house and I'm searching for creative and honest ways to explain it to her which pretty much wrapped up any energy left from the weekend.

Stay posted for a list of amateur mistakes we've made on this trip that cost us serious cash and could save you a buck or two!

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